SPRING HAS SPRUNG!!!
And from everything I’ve every been told about birds & bees, this is SEXY TIME!
But let me just clarify that the birds and the bees story is not to be taken literally. I’ll never forget the first time I poured honey down my pants and tried to have sex with an Ostrich.
It took 3 or 4 gnarly kicks to the head before I realized that birds, even flightless ones, need to a bit of romance to get in the mood.
But once there are sparksâ€¦let me tell you, “Once you go feather, you’ll never have better!”