My Top 10 Odd & Offensive Achievements

Dec 7 will be the 15 year anniversary of my first domain name registration ( Here are a few of my highlights along the way…

1) I am the #3 result for “assless chaps” on Google Image Search.
Assless Chaps

2) I am the box model for Splat! “Fetish Pink” hair dye.
resume now says: "Pink Hair Model"

3) Sam Donaldson said “Get a load of that guy!…what an ego!” about me at the 2001 Webby Awards. (NOTE: I was wearing white assless chaps at the time. Seriously.)

4) I modeled for the cover packaging of several Tantus Silicone dildo models. (non-explicit.)

5) I Organized a number of adult stars to do a “Pink Aid” fund raiser & DVD after Hurricane Katrina. Habitat for Humanity would not accept the $, so we gave it to the brand new Burners without Borders. (*NSFW)

6) I shared the homepage with Obama on Inauguration day. homepage

7) While living in a webcam house, MTV followed me around for a week and did a 30 min doc about my projects called, “Naked on the Net.”

8 ) I was a contestant on an Adult Pay-Per-View reality show filmed in Jamaica. (I was booted for impotence. Seriously.)

9) Had my long hair cut off on a daytime Talk Show by Danny Bonneducci, Dick Clark, and Mario Lopez. (Mario used my hair as a horse’s mane and galloped around the stage. Seriously.)

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10) I was the poster boy for the Facebook precursor, “” My face was on plastic cups, posters, stickers given out on campuses all over the country.

And here’s a video of me explaining them in a little more detail during HugNation Happy Hour:

  1. #1 written by heathr November 19th, 2010 at 10:22


    These are good on the “odd” tip but I think your greatest accomplishments (that I know of) include:
    -your relationship w your gramps
    -sharing that with the world
    -your friendships
    -your consistency and important presence in creating early and continuing web community
    -your hugs
    -living a life of seeking, learning and growing

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  2. #2 written by Halcyon November 19th, 2010 at 11:05

    Thank you, Heather. I like your list much better. I’m filled with warm fuzzies now. 🙂 ((hug))

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  3. #3 written by TravelingVeg November 19th, 2010 at 15:16

    I am in love with both your list and Heathr’s. AWESOME.

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  4. #4 written by Christine November 19th, 2010 at 18:58

    Awesome indeed.

    I’ll add that my kids are richer for having met you at the Sacramento hug. My daughter still calls the capital building, “Hugnation place.”

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  5. #5 written by Halcyon November 19th, 2010 at 19:06

    *big smile* I think of the capital in the same way. And grateful to have shared it with you.

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  6. #6 written by TrippChic November 29th, 2010 at 11:42

    saw that episode of The Other Half, I was sad to see the hair go but it was for an awesome cause, and I’ve done that a few times for locks of love.

    You can add making me smile with every video you post:)

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  7. #7 written by Halcyon November 29th, 2010 at 12:00

    Awww! Thank you! ((hug))

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